It’s corrosive!
not really. I want to make my own website…
But what would I talk about?
my lack of an ass?
maybe.
if you give OJ a cookie….
the racism in healthcare really pisses me off. Every time I get a papsmear at May Medical, my nurse practitioner suggests that I sleep around with different guys. I wonder if she asks the white girls that come in how many sexual partners they have. four times. She’s also very rough when she sticks that big metal thing in my hoo haw. Like “I’m in a rush and you aren’t that important of a patient” rough. Bitch. That entire clinic is a joke, anyway. I’d suggest anyone travel to germantown where real doctors are and not nurses with master degrees.
Not that I have a problem with nurses that have master degrees. I just wish that…well I don’t know what I wish. I’d rather have a doctor. That’s what I wish.
Oh, and I’ve decided that I don’t want children. I don’t have the patience. Plus, it’ll be nice to know that I can wake up in the morning and go “hey. I think I’m gonna go backpacking in Europe next week.”
I’m engaged! wow. I just wanted to see what that would look like typed out. It looks…….hrrrmm…nice!
So far Mortal Kombat is pretty good. I honestly suggest renting it over buying it, though. Well, back to not studying!
MORTAL KOMMMBBBAATTTTTTT!!!!!! I want it. I’m going to get it.
Donating plasma to get it.
Looking at me, you wouldn’t assume that I could kick your ass all up and down the screen on that game. I can. I do. I have. People challenge me. “hahahah! Sharice! you’re a woman! AND you’re black! you can’t beat me at mortal Kombat!!”
I just smile humbly. The fools don’t know I’ve been playing it since it came out on sega. Mortal Kombat. All of them. ALL. of them.
then I kick the guy’s ass.
and he cries. and hangs himself with his old play station cord.
I’m watching Jurassic Park, and it makes me mad. Leave it to an old scientist with PhD’s that have nothing better to do than to recreate bloodthirsty animals. There’s a reason they didn’t survive natural selection! or that meteor. Or the ice age. or turned into birds or whatever the hell those damn paleontologist believe now.
but on a better note, animatronics look SOOO much better than half assed computer animations. You go Spielberg. You go.
weight control
you only have to do these simple things!
1. Stop drinking soda
2. start drinking water
3. limit fast food to like three times a month. Sit in restaurants do not count.
4. do some cardio for 30 minutes. (EVERYDAY to lose weight, three times a week to maintain your weight)
5. don’t diet.
There’s a reason why weight watchers is so successful. You eat the same shit you always do, but you count your “points”, which are really just calories. Then on the weekends you’re allowed to treat yourself to point guzzling meals. However, most of us would rather not spend 100-150 dollars to join this group (yeah that’s right.) So just do it yourself. If you do all the junk listed above correctly, you won’t gain another pound, and you’ll get into shape. Now losing the weight? that’s up to you, bruh.
I’m at that weight where if I gain five pounds, I’ll be FAAATTT. but if I lose five pounds, I’ll look weeiiiirrrrd. I’m content with where I am. Don’t want to get any bigger, though. So I do that stuff up there. It works, and I feel like I’m getting more toned. and I didn’t even have to resort to vomiting!
Lent
While I’m not overly religious, I DO like the idea of lent. So here’s my “lenting” thinggy.
1. Sex-this. is. going. to. be. hard. Especially because my boyfriend is just FYNE.
2. No sodas- EASY,
3 No eating after 5:30
4. No fast food (after I get my taco bell in about five minutes)
5. refraining from outward expression of anger/rudeness to people. Now this is going to be extrrreemmely difficult. People are stupid, and 50 percent of my day is spent reprimanding them.
6. No facebook. Moderately easy. It’s starting to get old, anyway.
April 23rd, hoes.
